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- 1. (The Simpsons) (3138↑, 458↓)1.) The absolute greatest television show ever created. 2.) A show so great, movie stars literally BEG to be cast into an epsiode. 3.) Matt Groening's greatest achievement.
The Simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television.
Author: JDD4 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/999072. (The Simpsons) (1404↑, 299↓)The Best Show EVER\! Nuff' said.The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit\!
Author: G-Union http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/1320933. (the simpsons) (1139↑, 235↓)perhaps the greatest thing ever to happen to weekdays and sunday nights at 8. Seasons 4-12 were the golden years. THe early ones were kinda stupid, and the later ones aren't as witty and clever, but i must love it to the end.Haha, i have seen every single simpsons episode ever made multiple times
Author: Frost http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/8618434. (The Simpsons) (705↑, 106↓)1. A highly influential, oft aped, animated television sitcom. First aired in late 1989; originated as a recurring animated skit on the Tracey Ullman show, created by Matt Groening. 2. The family depicted on the show of the same name.I like The Simpsons, they are an interesting family. Their trials and tribulations make for excellent television watchin'\!
Author: Zach Block http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/7148365. (The Simpsons) (606↑, 164↓)one of the funniest shows everthe funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
Author: why you little\!...... aaaaaackkkkhh http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/2163146. (the simpsons) (480↑, 114↓)The best ever show that was ever made I may have seen every eposode of it but whenever I watch a old episode I still laugh even if I've seen it a thousand timesIf you like the simpsons watch [futurama] not as good but its another great show
Author: ????? http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/4201107. (The Simpsons) (386↑, 112↓)A hilarious television show on [FOX] \@ 5:00 PM and 5:30 PM.Did you see The Simpsons yesterday?
8. (The Simpsons) (203↑, 78↓)the greatest fucking cartoon ever. aside from al bundy, homer simpson should be all of americas hero.if the simpsons ever make a bad show, it will still beat any cartoon from japan.
Author: simpsons for life http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/2332969. (The Simpsons) (202↑, 87↓)A badass show, I thinks its as goods as ever stillIs the simpsons is getting too stale for you? THEN DONT WATCH IT\!
Author: Fenrah http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/124037910. (the Simpsons) (121↑, 36↓)the Single greatest TV show of all time\!\!\! Hilarious animated social commentary. Best....Show.....Ever...\!\!\!The Simpsons is a great show\!
Author: But of Course\! http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/41508611. (the simpsons) (160↑, 78↓)awesome. i think the episode where homer takes over for mr smithers, as mr burns personal assistant is the best. lol\!\!\! or the one where homer travels back in time with the toaster.marge: homer, did u remember to feed the fishies? homer: uuuuhh..erm...yeah....? marge: well done sweety homer (to lisa) lisa dear, are goldfishes suposed to float on their back? Lisa: no? Homer: DOH\!\!\!
Author: wizkey http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/99202912. (The Simpsons) (130↑, 49↓)The best fucking thing to happen to tv since it was inventedThe simpsons. Best. tv show. ever.
Author: Simpsons 4 ever http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/73634013. (The Simpsons) (121↑, 55↓)the BEST SHOW EVER\!\!... those people who replied saying that the simpsons are shit...they are just fucking lame cunts..they will have no sense of humor..this thread turned into bs
Author: g0t owned? http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/15441114. (the simpsons) (118↑, 55↓)Every one should want to be Homer Simpson. Reasons: 1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him. 2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.) 3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble. 4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on. 5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut. ** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life\!\!\! **The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick\!\!\!
Author: Molly http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/12269315. (The Simpsons) (90↑, 30↓)The first episode (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire) aired for the first time on December 17, 1989. But this was only the first full episode. Before this episode, there were shorts, that began airing in April of 1987 on the Tracy Ullman Show and stopped in May, 1989. This show was the first of its kind and it raised all sorts of controversy. Before The Simpsons, all cartoons were child-friendly, but this was the first cartoon show concerning adult themes not suitable for children. 17 seasons in, The Simpsons is the longest running sitcom of all time, and it's still a great show, but I noticed Homer is no longer reluctant to swear. Before (Homer the Heretic - August 10, 1992) in the one that Homer doesn't go to church and he accidentally sets his house on fire, he's in the shower and looks both ways before he says, "you bet your sweet...ASS." Matt Groening also went on to create Futurama, which is also an incredible funny show. I don’t care what any of you think, but the Simpsons are and always will be the greatest T.V. family. I love the show to death, the only reason I'm even passing English is because I memorized everything Lisa says and this show basically raised me. Family Guy is shit. Everything on that show is cheap crap and a lot of it is just storylines stolen from the Simpsons (EX. I know a lot of people are going to go NO WHAT DID FAMILY GUY STEAL\!?\!? well here's a beautiful example: Episode that Santa's Little Helper got that girl dog pregnant, and he went on the track and started humping her, Brian did the EXACT same thing). The worst episode of the Simpsons is better than the best episode of Family Guy. The show is desperately lacking in humor these days, but I still love it and I always will, and I will stay with it until its painful defeat and after, when nothing is left but clips on that "Back In..." show on channel 64.The Simpsons (episode 1F01 – October 21, 1993) "Rosebud" -- Smithers: And now, here are some men who are sure to go far. (curtains open) Joey Ramone: This gig sucks\! Johnny Ramone: Up yours, Springfield\! (song begins) Joey: "Happy Birthday to you\!" The Ramones: "Happy Birthday\!" Joey: "Happy Birthday to you\!" The Ramones: "Happy Birthday\!" Joey: "Happy Birthday, Burnsy, Happy Birthday to you\!" (song ends) C.J. Ramone: Go to hell you old bastard\! (curtains close) Marky Ramone: I think they liked us\! (outside) Montgomery Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed. Smithers: Sir, those aren’t... Burns: Do as I say\! That's my favourite episode because its hilarious and Homer doesn't come off as a slovenly, boorish animal. He comes off like more of an idiot than a bastard, and more of a good father than a negligent one.
Author: ?\!\!?\!?\! http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/148331416. (the simpsons) (90↑, 36↓)A still-popular and still-running television show which used to be absolutely hilarious but is now just another plotless, clichéd and failed attempt at humor. Ever since a new wave of incompetent writers entered the scene, The Simpsons have declined significantly in quality, often trading the signature intelligent humour for attempts at emulating short attention-span shows such as Family Guy, which results in shocking tastelessness and disgust from ex-fans. The Simspons has become a rather controversial topic due to its deteriorating quality. Back when Matt Groening was the writer, The Simpsons was a satirical comedy of smalltown USA life with actual themes and witty storylines. New episodes frequently revolve around celebrity appearances, which only emphasizes the sad lack of ideas, morals and plots. Homer is now portrayed as a complete idiot and the plots are ridiculous and far-fetched in a stupid way. The most recent seasons have no memorable quotes to speak of and are full of improbable plot spinners. If The Simpsons had any decency, they would have stopped the show long ago rather than tarnish their own name.classic quote from old episode of "The Simpsons": "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the key pad with your palm, now." audience: outrageous\! new episode quote: (homer throws pudding at Lenny) Lenny: Ow, my eye\! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it\! Mr. Burns: Ahaha, that was capital\! My lung is aching. Homer: I like when I throw the pudding. Mr. Burns: Do it again. Homer: You're the boss\! (he hurls the pudding) Lenny: Ow\! I'm in hell\! audience: *blank stare* that's not funny.
Author: You Can Say No\! http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/189646817. (The Simpsons) (114↑, 64↓)a show that used to be good. The Simpsons will still be my favorite show of all time. Seasons 4-15 are the best. The first 3 seasons are a little too serious and boring. The last couple of seasons are just about issues like gay marriage, global warming, obesity, body image, and are packed with guest stars, obviously because they are running out of ideas.The Simpsons needs to end\! It will always be a good show, but it just needs to end right now\!
Author: Exhac http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/172744918. (the simpsons) (102↑, 58↓)A show which at one time had you on the floor laughing. Among all of FOX's failed attempts at successful TV (Titus, That 80s Show, Greg The Bunny, Futurama, etc.), it's one of the few shows that really brought up the ratings for FOX (Family Guy, That 70s Show, The Simpsons). However, it's getting old and unfortunately enough, is taking the same path as Seinfeld, which, thankfully, was cancelled just after its peak. The Simpsons are now entering their what...16th season? And the jokes are becoming drab and uninteresting. Becoming as big of a shame to itself as Godfather III.Family Guy is the new, slightly less mature "The Simpsons"
Author: Mat Marshall19808 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/147046319. (the simpsons) (72↑, 30↓)the best god damn fucking american animation ever\! it is the longest running american sitcom and the longest running american animation program to date. it was created by cartoonist Matt Groening and is a spinoff of the 1980s program from The Tracey Ullman Show. the show circulates around the simpson family- homer, marge, bart, lisa, and maggie- and their "typical" life. there is a hoard of post Cold War popculture and everyone is a protrayed after a stereotypical figure. the simpson's is now on their 17th (or 18th) season. the simpsons is pure genius because unlike many shows on [FOX] like [Family Guy], the simpsons doesnt need to pile a load of crude humor and sexual jokes just to be funny.the simpsons is almost 18 years old. matt groening based many aspects of the show off of his own family and childhood in portland, oregon. almost every character is a stereotypical figure. e.g.: homer- lazy dad with a low level job marge- typical suburban housewife of the 1950s mr. burns- evil rich bossman chief wiggum- over weight lazy police officer ralph wiggum- school wierdo nelson muntz and his crew- schoolyard bullies who beat you up for your lunch money martin prince- teacher's pet and geek edna krabappel- downtrodded school teacher seymour skinner- educational bureacrat fat tony- mob boss dr nick- shady quack apu- southeast/middle east asian shop keeper helen lovejoy- town gossip cletus- southern white trash (in this case, the "slack jawed yokel") ned flanders- wierdo neighbor who has a perfect life and is also a devouted christian the rest of the characters are self explainatory. these are the most obvious still, the simpsons is the greatest tv show on the planet and when it ends, i shall throw myself upon a sword and DIE\!\!\!\!
Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/189963920. (the simpsons) (56↑, 27↓)A very well done show that has been on the air longer than any other show. Many people bitch about how "funny" [Family Guy] is while it is just a clone of the Simpsons. If it weren't The Simpsons, Matt Groening would probably slinging [hash] at his local diner. The Simpsons are not his only work of genius. He also has a book series called "Life in Hell." In attempts to help The Simpsons, [South Park] makes an episode called "The Simspons Already did it." Which was to show the Family Guy creators that their idea of creating a fat moronic dad had already been taken. Even though The Simpsons has been on the air for more than 10 years, it manages to stay fresh and make people laugh. Has such parodies in the show such as "Bye-Bye Nerdie" (Bye-bye, bordie) "SpringField, Springfield" (New York, New York) "Itchy and Scratchy" (Tom and Jerry) A halloween episode in which Homer is a giant ape on an island (King Kong), the "Monorail Song" (the Music Man) and many others, there is basically one in each episode reallyPerson \#1: Ralph Wiggum is the best Simspons character. Person \#2: Yeah, gotta love 'em. I love the Simpsons. Espescially when Homer strangles Bart.
Author: Prof. Frink http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/169544321. (The Simpsons) (176↑, 149↓)A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.
Author: Piranha http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/199703622. (The Simpsons) (36↑, 11↓)A great animated sitcom premiering in late 1989 as a spin off from The Tracy Ullman Show, it is still in production, shown on Network Ten, Australia twice or more a day and shown on FOX in the USA, a movie based on the series will be released in 2007. The show is about Homer Simpson and his family's misadventures in there fictional misfit city Springfield. The actors who voice multiple characters are brilliant, also Phil Hartman who voiced Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz sadly wrote out of the show due to Hartman's homicide.The Simpsons 1989- Network Ten FOX
Author: P Redeckis http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/174860523. (the simpsons) (52↑, 28↓)seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.
Author: matt dold http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/80716924. (the simpsons) (33↑, 10↓)Not only is the Simpsons the greatest cartoon ever, it is the greatest TV show ever\! The Simpsons is what the Beatles are to music, what De Niro is to Acting, what Tiger Woods is to Golf, THE BEST\!\!\!Classic moment from the Simpsons: Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Author: mickyash2008 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/294447125. (The Simpsons) (38↑, 17↓)The ONLY reason to ever watch [FOX].If it weren't for The Simpsons, I'd just watch ABC.
Author: Nobodyinparticular http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/242586126. (The Simpsons) (37↑, 15↓)The best show ever made. the only people who think family guy is better are the ones who have never seen simpsons episodes from the golden years (season 4-8), which are way more clever and consistently funny than anything family guy has ever put out. just think how terrible family guy would be if it went on for 18 seasons.after watching seasons 4-8 of the simpsons on dvd, i realized that i'm a fucking idiot for ever thinking family guy was the best show ever.
Author: aids111 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/208415727. (the simpsons) (49↑, 27↓)A show that many say is getting stale and old, and yes, I agree it is, but now that it has Family Guy to compete with again it will regain the lost spark that disappeared when Family Guy was cancelled. Many think that the Simpsons peaked at the cancellation of Family Guy (season 12) but so did Family Guy. It is what Family Guy copied so that it would get on TV for more than 5 minutes on Fox. A great pop culture icon and even the basis of some college classes.From The Simpsons Episode "Homer in Space" Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into outer space? Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. (Homer thinks for a minute then relizes something). Homer: Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty--that was our planet\! You maniacs\! You blew it up\! Damn you\! Damn you all to hell\!
Author: Mister N http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/159404828. (The Simpsons) (40↑, 18↓)It's an excellent show, but UPN has been playing the same Season 15 episodes for months, and they are still playing them\! PLAY SOME DIFFERENT EPISODES\! WE'RE ALL TIRED OF SEASON 15\!The Season 15 episodes of The Simpsons should not play on UPN for another year or two.
Author: Ablative 3 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/128049229. (the simpsons) (47↑, 26↓)All-time classic show that's beginning to show it's age. Used to be brilliant, but now it's only watchable to good.The Simpsons was great until the writers started running out of ideas.
Author: IkeM http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/31134230. (The Simpsons) (28↑, 16↓)Greatest old show ever.. Don't Dis it. I love ralph.Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.. The Simpsons rock...
Author: £iÄnÅ http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/209833131. (the simpsons) (13↑, 6↓)is a yellow framily from springfiled there names are homer marge bart lisa and maggyhomer d'oh the simpsons rock
Author: colinb88 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/341749932. (The Simpsons) (23↑, 18↓)A show that is now irrelevent and largely unfunny. It was easily one of the best entertainment diversions of the 90s, but it has experienced since then its very own "das profoundis": it didn't know when to quit.Simp. sin. ins. are. real. shi-t-e-e-e-e-[sung to the tune of the theme music with the Es representing the beginning of the end of the song] "The Simpsons will be right back"
Author: Shellyden http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/215769233. (The Simpsons) (4↑, 2↓)Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born\!I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.
Author: The Simpsons addict http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/539111734. (The Simpsons) (0↑, 0↓)Truly the greatest show ever made. period. the setting is still somewhat in the 1990s,yet they still parody things like the i phone and current events, like the bp oil spill,up coming election,ect. the best thing about this show, is the vast world inside of it. matt groening may have a massive ego,acording to some family guy creators.(look at what hes created\!\!\!). family guy has ran out of ideas, turning stewie from a evil genious baby to a latent homosexual adult in a babys body.they got cancelled twice. homers still the same alcoholic fatass who gets into all kinds of crazy shit and they still get alot of ratings. and FG riped off the simpsons,big time. peter is same as homer-alcoholic,fat,stupid,poor judgement,dad. lois,marge-wife,more calm and collected than husband,the one who talks husband out of stupid shit. bart chris-son,does bad at school.(chris and bart are not the same per se,seth had to dodge copyright laws).Meg Lisa-smart,social outcast. stewie maggie-evil baby, no one notics it. maggie has shot someone just like stewie. only maggie did it like 10 years earlier.the simpsons is a damn good show.
Author: vhdlkjrhvkldjfbvk http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/587538835. (The Simpsons) (2↑, 3↓)TV classic thats still running today..so popular that the entire USA knows how hip and cool bart is, even more historic than disney's mickey..filled with so much laughs people still continue to watch its reruns for the 99th time for the past 20 years\!The Simpsons best scene ever: (While Homer was attempting his perfect bowling game) Lenny: "Miss\! Miss\!, This split you sold me is making me choke\!" Carl: "Can you at least call it a banana split?\!" Lenny: "What? I paid $7.10 for that split, so SPARE ME your GUTTER mouth\!" (Ball hits Lenny in balls)
Author: koikaze http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/535315036. (The Simpsons) (15↑, 25↓)I've always liked The Simpsons, and for all the people who are trying to act like "die hard" fans of the show.. You can't pick and choose seasons you like, and say others sucked, because that makes you a poser. Don't know the word? Look it up. Only a true fan would embrace EVERY episode, old OR new, and not bitch and complain like attention starved hookers about how it's gotten "stale" or whatever.. And as for all the rest who have nothing but negative shit to say about the show, why the fuck would you even be posting on this thread anyhow? oh, that's right\! to get some god damn attention. So how about you run along and have mommy change your diapers, and come back when you've stopped acting like whiny ass cry baby bitches\! The Simpsons always has been, and always will be great. And seems as though this is a thread about THE SIMPSONS, how about all you fucktard panty waste ass bags take your talk about other cartoons and put them where the fuck they belong...?Random poster on Urban Dictionary threads: Hey let me leave a defenition on here that has absolutely nothing to do with The Simpsons.. And afterwards, I'll go cheat on the sheep with my sister, and later stick my baby dick all up in my dads ass, cause I'm a brain dead dick breathed ball-less bitch ya'll...
Author: dilly faggot dicks r 4 chicks\! http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/402221937. (The Simpsons) (27↑, 38↓)1. A good show, well USED TO BE. UPN playes the same Season 15 episodes and has been for the last month and have been playing throuhought the year. I am SO SICK of these horrible episodes. I am no longer watching the show, but when some different episodes come on, I'll go back.Season 15 is getting old, really old\!
Author: Ablative 3 http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/128473038. (The simpsons) (51↑, 64↓)A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.source of quote: Simpsons dvd. example: guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons? guy2: YEAH IT RULED\!\!\! guy1:Did you see the new episode? guy2:Yeah, It sucked.
Author: bob http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/36793239. (the simpsons) (75↑, 88↓)A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.Family Guy was better than the Simpsons.
Author: tradesman http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/36163440. (the simpsons) (43↑, 57↓)a once great and innovative show that has now become stale with terrible jokes.the simpsons is one of the worst shows on tv now.
Author: thegreatmonkey http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/90984641. (the simpsons) (47↑, 63↓)used to be an awesome show that came on FOX, but is now really boring.Family guy is the new simpsons.
Author: Mr. Pink http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/93082742. (The Simpsons) (62↑, 83↓)a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.the simpsons suck now
Author: Jon http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/45033043. (The Simpsons) (68↑, 90↓)A funny show. Not funny anymore.Author: person yo-yo http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/20172844. (the simpsons) (64↑, 91↓)A show that was once easily the best comedy on television but is now a shell of it's former self and easily one of the worst shows on TV.Todays episodes always resort to guest stars and plots that change to much and make little sense. There often doesn't seem to be a storyline to an episode. Like it just trods along but does nothing.
Author: Cale http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/42249245. (The Simpsons) (26↑, 54↓)Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF\!Hahahaha\! You like the Simpsons and they suck\! Me:Could I give less of a fuck?
Author: Gman http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/11710346. (the simpsons) (14↑, 47↓)See [Bart stool].The simpsons are on FOX.
Author: Elgeoharris http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/39353747. (The Simpsons) (25↑, 59↓)\#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you. \#2 The best show in television history\#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17) Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book\! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer\! Homer: What? I forgot to floss today. \#2 (The Shinning, Season 5) Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be? Homer: Moe, give me a beer\! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family. Homer: Why would I want to kill my family? Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts. Homer: You don't look so happy. Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy\! La, la, la, la, la, la, la\! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer\! ^ The Simpsons
Author: Spikesy http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/185037748. (The Simpsons) (46↑, 92↓)1. something old that tries to act young 2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons seriesbill cosby is such a the simpsons
Author: Phil http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/99968649. (the simpsons) (46↑, 93↓)show that used to show on fox. great show until family guy came out, now the show is getting stale and old and needs to end.i always liked family guy better
Author: Mr. Pink http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/93082850. (the simpsons) (14↑, 73↓)A shitty ass show that is and never was funnythe simpsons suck go watch something really funny like aqua teen hunger force
Author: bleebleep bloop http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/222305551. (The Simpsons) (32↑, 113↓)Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.Homer: We have three children? Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron\! Sweeeet\!
Author: Brian http://the-simpsons.urbanup.com/78135952. (The simpsons) (74↑, 313↓)The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.The Simpsons are hilarious\! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.
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